What else might you do for a living?

The U.S. Department of Labor maintains a Website, which matches skill sets to in-demand occupations. Visitors to the Web site can take a free survey of their skills and receive a list of available careers that match.

Barack-O-Bingo for the President Obama’s Not-State of the Un-Union Pseudo-Address

Barack-O-Bingo for the President Obama’s Not-State of the Un-Union Pseudo-Address

No thanks, I'll have a Quarter Pounder.

Might have said, "black anus."

The Gran Slang Dictionary.

Courtesy of the Daily Mail, comes news of a 'gran slang' dictionary, designed to help teenagers understand some of the expressions used by their grandparents (and vice versa).

The online guide aims to provide teenagers with meaningful translations of words such as mucker (a friend), hullaballoo (loud noise) and poppycock (nonsense).

THE GRAN SLANG DICTIONARY.

For the next several months (or maybe years), we are going to have to endure a new and stark reality - a tanking economy and swelling unemployment. The U.S. economy lost 540,000 jobs in January alone, making it likely you or someone you know has become a victim of the crisis.

But the worst time to panic is when you are laid off and lose your main source of income. We live in a new and powerful era of communication, one where we can find support, gather news, and network without ever leaving our computers. The following collection of websites has been put together as a comprehensive resource for anybody who has lost their job and is looking to get back on their feet again. Our hope is that this post will be a hub for finding support and financial resources.

30+ Websites to Visit When You’re Laid Off

Is this the lost city of Atlantis?

Is this the Lost City of Atlantis? Click Here.

The "Gayest Songs Of All Time!"

The "Gayest Songs Of All Time!" A website in Australia compiled this for Sydney's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras parade. Here goes.

1. Abba "Dancing Queen"
2. Village People "YMCA"
3. Gloria Gaynor "I Will Survive"
4. The Weathergirls "It's Raining Men"
5. Kylie Minogue "Your Disco Needs You"
6. Pet Shop Boys "Go West"
7. Kylie Minogue "Better The Devil You Know"
8. Olivia Newton-John "Xanadu"
9. Madonna "Vogue"
10. Alicia Bridges "I Love The Nightlife"

Number Typing World Record.

WORLD RECORD FOR NUMBER TYPING _ A guy from the United Arab Emerates has set a new world record for typing the numbers from 1 to 50 in the fastest possible time. Hind Al Mulla managed to type the numbers -- with a period between each number (1.2.3.4.5.6...)-- in just 16.3 seconds.

Try it yourself and get back to me.

World Record Ear Hair

His ear hair is 25cm long and still growing, but Indian grocer Radhakant Baijpai has no intention of trimming it, no matter what his wife says.
Officially recognized by Guinness in 2003 as having the longest ear hair in the world, Mr Radhakant has carefully coiffed his ear-follicles from what was a record-breaking 13.2cm to their current ear-itching length.
Considered by Mr Radhakant, 58, to be symbol of luck and prosperity, his ear-hair has been growing since he was 18 and has never been cut.

Cupcake Obama

5,600 cupcakes.
The edible exhibit was on display Saturday at the Smithsonian American Art Museum in honor of Lincoln’s 200th birthday. It had a short shelf life.

Flattered to be nominated for an ACM Award.

The ACM awards will be broadcast live on SUNDAY, APRIL 5th at 8p (ET) from the MGM GRAND GARDEN ARENA in LAS VEGAS on CBS-TV. My station is up for STATION OF THE YEAR - and we're up for PERSONALITIES OF THE YEAR!

Language you usually don't hear coming from the President.

Click and Listen.

The Cash 4 Gold Scam!

Click here for details on the scam!!!!

Brian Pierce, still not hypnotized.

38KKK World Record

Sheyla Hershey New World Record largest breasts!

Pelosi: 500 Million Americans will lose their jobs

Nancy Pelosi must be the stupidest woman alive. The Speaker of the house stating that 500 million Americans will lose their jobs if we do not buy their pork package.
Somebody tell her that the population is only 300 million and the entire workforce less than 150 million.

Tucscon Superbowl Broadcast link.

This is the link to see what Comcast TV viewers in the Tucscon AZ area saw, with just under 3 minutes left in the Superbowl. It is NOT SAFE FOR VIEWING AT WORK. IT IS GRAPHIC. If you're an adult and wanna see what might be "The prank of all time," - click here. I do not condone the prank. As a broadcaster, I'm appalled. As a viewer, I'm shocked. This is real, and trust me, this story is just beginning.

Omama Brother Busted!

The half brother of President Barack Obama has been busted for possession of marijuana ... in Kenya, and the circumstances sound weird.

Cops busted George Obama Saturday at his home. Obama was taken into custody for marijuana possession and resisting arrest.George -- who shares the same father with the Prez -- told CNN "They took me from my home ... I don't know why they are charging me."

He had a grand total of one joint on him.

Barack and George have met, but barely know each other.

**tmz

Great News Blooper

Bacon Haikus

Ultimate bacon

to thee I pledge to ingest

please don’t let me die.

Sinatra, swine man

the chairman of the skillet

Fry me to the moon.

With cheeseburger class

donut sensibility

and bacon swagger.

Mint is for bitches

Cinnamon is just a joke

Make mine bacon floss.

Bacon wrapped shrimp

[Strips that] go down like water

(minus the chewing)

How is it diet?!

There must not be real bacon.

And therefore no soul.