World Record for Fastest Time reciting the United States in Alphabetical order while being hit on the head with wooden spoons.

Sleeping in a fast food parking lot.

Spangles Andover Kansas 9/15/09. People camping out to get free food. Wow.

The dumbest human in the world.

Got this from the Smoking Gun mug shots. This is clearly the dumbest human on the planet. What could he possibly be thinking? "Position the Swastika right between my eyes....that's it."