Urban Dictionary Blog definitions

BLOG

A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life.

BLOG POLICE

A blogger who forces their view of the world down the throats of other bloggers.
At their absolute worst when someone doesn't toe the bloggers party beliefs on what blogging is about. Usually more about the blogger protecting his or her perceived 'territory' on the web.

BLOG DRAMA

One of the most pathetic, immature displays of stupidity you'll stumble across on the internet. Usually between two or more bloggers regarding politics, religion, and a variety of other boring topics.

Someone posts something that makes someone else mad. That person retaliates with personal attacks, which leads the other person to retaliate. Other bloggers join in and post about the drama. Minions on all sides join ranks and battle each other to defend their favorite blogger. In the end, no-one wins, because they're all pathetic losers. It's so sad, but at the same time, highly entertaining to those on the outside who can only shake our heads and call them out for the losers they really are.

BLOG TROLL

To hide under a bridge of the information superhighway known to be traveled by your sworn enemies, waiting to pounce at an opportune moment with senseless attacks and irrational rants.

BLOGGER

"Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.


And yes, I just "blogged" this. I am part of the problem.

Smear Campaign

Barack Obama has responded to a photo that has been circulating since it was taken at Iowa Senator Tom Harkin's annual Democratic fundraiser, showing him alongside candidates Richardson and Clinton. His two rivals have their hands to their hearts while Obama's are folded neatly below his belt. Obama opponents have circulated the photo in emails claiming it reveals Obama's lack of patriotism.

Said Obama: "This is the classic dirty trick of the campaign...This is just so irritating. This was not the Pledge of Allegiance. This woman was singing the Star Spangled Banner. Now, I was taught by my grandfather that you put your hands over your heart during the Pledge of Allegiance. The Star Spangled Banner, you sing. So that's what I did. These aren't the only e-mails that are going out. You've got e-mails saying that I'm a Muslim plant that's trying to take over America and this and that and the other."

If Obama's correct, Bill & Hillary are the idiots. I don't know who that other woman is, but she appears to be attempting to strangle herself.

Let Suzanne eat cake

This actually happened.

Imagine telling the doofus, "I want the cake to say, Best Wishes Suzanne, and underneath that, We will miss you."

I hope this was Suzannes last day....working at the bakery!

A womans brain.

Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

Good thing a man's brain requires only two balls.