Urban Dictionary Blog definitions

BLOG

A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life.

BLOG POLICE

A blogger who forces their view of the world down the throats of other bloggers.
At their absolute worst when someone doesn't toe the bloggers party beliefs on what blogging is about. Usually more about the blogger protecting his or her perceived 'territory' on the web.

BLOG DRAMA

One of the most pathetic, immature displays of stupidity you'll stumble across on the internet. Usually between two or more bloggers regarding politics, religion, and a variety of other boring topics.

Someone posts something that makes someone else mad. That person retaliates with personal attacks, which leads the other person to retaliate. Other bloggers join in and post about the drama. Minions on all sides join ranks and battle each other to defend their favorite blogger. In the end, no-one wins, because they're all pathetic losers. It's so sad, but at the same time, highly entertaining to those on the outside who can only shake our heads and call them out for the losers they really are.

BLOG TROLL

To hide under a bridge of the information superhighway known to be traveled by your sworn enemies, waiting to pounce at an opportune moment with senseless attacks and irrational rants.

BLOGGER

"Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.


And yes, I just "blogged" this. I am part of the problem.