The Procrastinators Club has rescheduled their delays until tomorrow.
Doctors at The Surgery Center are on limited operations.
Our Lady of Perpetual Motion is at a stand-still.
At the Post Office, stamps have been cancelled.
The Psychic Club... well, you know.
The School for the Open-Minded is closed.
The DARE program isn't taking any chances.
The Punctuality Club is two hours late.
The Oliver Stone Academy says this is all a plot.
The Sunnybuns Nudist Colony is clothed.
The "How to get things done seminar has been cancelled."
The Snow Plow Association meeting is cancelled
The "Never Give Up Club" has cancelled their awards dinner.