Thursday, May 01, 2008

Why it's great to be a woman.

When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.

Women live longer than men.

If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.

There are times when a woman can make all her problems disappear with a piece of chocolate.

A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.

Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.

If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.

If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.

Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.