Canned Bacon! At Last!!

Remember the canned Cheeseburgers??












Well, here comes CANNED BACON!!
















It's canned 100% US bacon, cooked and ready to eat. Each can contains all the vitamins and minerals you need to keep a healthy life while pretending to work in front of the computer, and you can even use the remaining fat to polish iPhones and assorted gadgets.

Each can comes with:

• water
• salt
• sugar
• smoke flavoring
• sodium phosphates
• sodium erythorbate
• sodium nitrite

That's all the stuff any human flesh-eating zombie needs. $110 will buy you a full package of 12 cans of tasty cholesterol. (Heart bypasses not included.)