Saturday, November 08, 2008

Brian Pierce calls for Stimulus Package.

Brian Pierce, a Wichita radio personality, today called on his Government for a "stimulus package."

Pierce, who makes no excuses for his love of "being stimulated", said, "I'd like a sizeable amount of ready cash. Five to ten million would be about right."

Pierce has been a tax payer for 36 years and feels the time is right for the American Government to - in his words - "give back."

At no time has Pierce been a burden to the Government in any way, and he feels as long as checks are flying all directions, he might as well ask for one.

Pierce says he'd like to spend more time watching his 50 inch Sony TV, and an infusion of cash would be, "just what the doctor ordered."

There's no word from Washington yet, on Pierce's proposal.