I want Government money. I have a bank account.

The Government will soon stop mailing out checks. Yep. No checks. Sounds great. Those receiving cash from the Government - (there are 500 ways to do that, I just don't qualify for any of them) - will be required to have a bank account so the funds can be direct deposited. This is great!!!! With so much fraud centered around these government hand-outs - this might finally make a dent in those cheats. As a taxpaying American I am thrilled that finally something is being done to stop the over spending.

HOLD ON A MINUTE.

This just in. If you don't have a bank account, the Government will send you a debit card.

Give me strength.