Friday, April 11, 2008
My own bottled water
I moved to Kansas on good faith. No one told me it was the windiest place on Earth. Now, I discover it's also the place where your sump pump runs all day & night. I must live above an aquifer. Maybe I can bottle all the water that runs just beneath my home. I live in fear I will awaken any day now with 5 inches of water in my basement. "Brifina." That's it. I'm gonna bottle it. I'll set up an automated operation and truck it out daily when I get home from lunch. Retailers interested in stocking "Brifina" basement water, contact me.