Wednesday, December 26, 2007


  • January -- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
  • February -- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... bottles won't fit in typewriter!
  • March -- Got excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said "2-4 years!"
  • April -- Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!
  • May -- Tried to make Kool-Aid... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
  • June -- Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope
  • July -- Lost breaststroke swimming competition. Learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
  • August -- Got locked out of car in rain storm... car swamped, because top was down
  • September -- The capital of California is "C"... isn't it?
  • October -- Hate M&M's, they are so hard to peel
  • November -- Bakes turkey for 41/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
  • December -- Couldn't call 911... there's no eleven button on the phone!


Darla said...

Darling, I understand your problems, and your boobies look like mine. I just do not understand your picture. You are going to get slimy replies because of it. I have thought I could make $$ by showing off my bod to the world wide web, but have thought better of it. What is your reason? With respect, Darla

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