Saturday, January 31, 2009

Bacon Haikus


Ultimate bacon

to thee I pledge to ingest

please don’t let me die.



Sinatra, swine man

the chairman of the skillet

Fry me to the moon.


With cheeseburger class

donut sensibility

and bacon swagger.


Mint is for bitches

Cinnamon is just a joke

Make mine bacon floss.


Bacon wrapped shrimp

[Strips that] go down like water

(minus the chewing)


How is it diet?!

There must not be real bacon.

And therefore no soul.