Ultimate bacon
to thee I pledge to ingest
please don’t let me die.
Sinatra, swine man
the chairman of the skillet
Fry me to the moon.
With cheeseburger class
donut sensibility
and bacon swagger.
Mint is for bitches
Cinnamon is just a joke
Make mine bacon floss.
Bacon wrapped shrimp
[Strips that] go down like water
(minus the chewing)
How is it diet?!
There must not be real bacon.
And therefore no soul.
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