I wanna shoot Cindy Sheehan with a Firehose

Stand her up. Tie her to a pole. Hell, cut her loose - and let her run. I wanna hit her with a 2600 p.s.i. fire hose. Something tells me she'd get right back up and start talking again. I'd shoot her again. This time square in the face. Amazingly, she'd still be speaking. The fire hose idea isn't gonna work. I have to re-think this.

Now Cindy Sheehan says "she dreams of being able to go back in time and kill the baby George W. Bush - thereby avoiding the Iraq war." This is sick & screwed up on many levels.

First, she wants to avoid the war to save her sons life. If she had been able to go back in time and kill baby W. - she'd serve time for murder - not get pregnant - and the whole point would be moot. This is great irony.

Hasn't Cindy seen Back to the Future or Terminator? These flicks clearly spell out the dangers of time travel. What about the "time space continuum?" What if while on her baby murder mission - she runs into her own younger Mother, who recognizes what a shitty child she's going to produce and decides not to have Cindy after all? Cindy then would vanish from all pictures ever taken of her. I know it happens this way - I've seen it. What if Biff tries to make out with her? Marty won't be there to bail her out - and Arnold won't say, "Come with me if you want to live."

I have a dream too. Just had it last night. Sheehan went back in time, but she caught a "wormhole" and spends eternity in a phone booth with George Carlin.