Monday, August 14, 2006

One man's obscenity is another woman's tree farm.

The DMV in Columbus Ohio think that a 74-year-old woman is so into internet slang, that she wanted to get a licence plate reading "NWTF. The only thing obscene about this woman is her last name.

Pat Niple is 74 years old. She ordered her license plates and renewal stickers by mail. This year, the Bureau of Motor Vehicles returned her check, accompanied by a letter."The letter stated that I could no longer have my license plate, which was NWTF," she said. Niple's personalized plates are NWTF, an abbreviation of Northwood Tree Farm. It also means something else, officials said. "Apparently, the young people use it on the computer."

FYI: Inside sources at IDOT say don't even try to get plates with any of these combinations:

FCK
FKU
FOC
FOK
FQC
FQK
FQU

FUC
FUG
FUK
FUX

I have personalized plates. The letters spell out my feelings on the current state of the world. "Every Act of Terrorism means Escalation" - or as the plate reads, "EAT ME".

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XXX
YELLOW MAN
YELLOWMAN

The 26th Man said...

You mean I can't get "FUCK KNOB"? Man, I'm so disillusioned.

Briblog Blog said...

UPDATE: Granny To Keep So-Called 'Obscene' License Tags

A Central Ohio grandmother fought for and won the right to keep her personalized license plate after allegations that they were profane. 74 year-old Pat Niple said she wants to set the record straight about her problem. Her personalized license plates are NWTF, an abbreviation of Northwood Tree Farm -- a business she owned with her late husband.

But officials said it also means something else. When the granny went to an Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles office to get some answers, a clerk had to whisper what the acronym means to some people. "Now what the –- and the last word begins with an 'f.'"

(Niple was told that her license plates she has displayed for 10 years would be taken away. But after weeks of debate and national media attention, Niple's plates were returned to her last weekend.)

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