One man's obscenity is another woman's tree farm.

The DMV in Columbus Ohio think that a 74-year-old woman is so into internet slang, that she wanted to get a licence plate reading "NWTF. The only thing obscene about this woman is her last name.

Pat Niple is 74 years old. She ordered her license plates and renewal stickers by mail. This year, the Bureau of Motor Vehicles returned her check, accompanied by a letter."The letter stated that I could no longer have my license plate, which was NWTF," she said. Niple's personalized plates are NWTF, an abbreviation of Northwood Tree Farm. It also means something else, officials said. "Apparently, the young people use it on the computer."

FYI: Inside sources at IDOT say don't even try to get plates with any of these combinations:

FCK
FKU
FOC
FOK
FQC
FQK
FQU
FUC
FUG
FUK
FUX

I have personalized plates. The letters spell out my feelings on the current state of the world. "Every Act of Terrorism means Escalation" - or as the plate reads, "EAT ME".