Monday, October 02, 2006

Tom Cruise is 2 feet tall.



TOM IS TWO FEET TALL. WELL, NO - ACTUALLY HE'S 5'7' - AND USUALLY WEARS LIFTS IN HIS SHOES. CHECK THIS OUT. TOM - SANS LIFTS - WITH HIS GIANT WIFE OF 5'10" KATE.

HELLO LITTLE MAN. SUIT SIZE 36 SHORT. SHOE SIZE PROBABLY A 5. How did we ever believe this man/child a tough guy in the movies? I've always been aware they used special camera angles and Tom often stood on platforms - but this is a scream. Tom, You're so short, you gotta get a running start at the toilet seat. You're so short - you're the last one to know when it rains. You're so short, you don't have to bend over for anything. You're so short, you gotta stand up just to sit down." You're so short that when you sit on the yellow line on the road, your feet don't touch the ground." You are so short, you can see your feet on your drivers license. You are so short, you can walk under the kitchen table in high heels. You are so short, you model poses for trophies. TOM AND KATIE AREN'T MARRIED BECAUSE, WHO WANTS TO MARRY TOM THUMB?

5 comments:

Your Daughter said...

Even his precious daughter SURI is taller than him! Even Suri's first golden POOP is taller than him!

LD said...

Did you notice that in "THAT" picture, Suri was wearing a wig?

I think it was Seigel's.

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