I don't get Jessica Simpson

I don't get Jessica Simpson. I don't see any talent. I don't hear talent either. What does she do? Sing? C'mon. Act? Please. It appears her talent is "being". She just stands there and men oogle her. What do these men see? I don't know. I'm a red blooded American male. I love women. I adore pretty women. Why don't I see what other men see in Jessica Simpson? It's that her beauty is as thin as rice paper. She's all surface and nothing underneath. Smart is sexy. That's my problem with Jessica. Men reading this are thinking, "Who cares if she's smart?" How could you carry on an intelligent conversation with this load? You'd get blank looks back when the conversation centered on anything but fashion & hair. I could talk about fashion & hair for a while I guess, but eventually I'd want to discuss Politics, terrorism, the Olympics, NASA, any of 1000 topics that'd be off limits to her underdeveloped brain. She's concentrated on herself so long, she has no depth of personality. This is why Nick Lachey fled. Trust me - he fled. Coffee & the paper in the morning with Jessica would have been the least satisfying experience on Earth. "Hey, Alan Greenspan stepped down as Fed chairman!" "Fed what? Alan Greenburg? Stepped where? Is he related to Kevin Federline?" Poor stupid thing. Poor stupid rich $30 million a year thing. Who's giving her the money? Make them stop. My reaction to Jessica has gotten so bad - I won't even try the new Pizza Hut Cheese Poppers pizza - solely because she's in the commercial.