Friday, February 03, 2006

Pizza delivery without a phone call

Pizza joints expect a 100% increase in business this Sunday because it's SUPERBOWL SUNDAY! Great. The usual 45 minute wait will extend to 90 minutes or more. I'm tired of the whole pizza delivery process. It's time for something new. How about flags we place in our yards? Cars full of hot pizzas drive around subdivisions looking for the flags. If you fly 2 cheese flags and a pepperoni flag, they'll know you want a pepperoni with double cheese. They just ring the doorbell. Load the cars with hundreds of pizzas. Make them trucks with portable ovens. Don't like the idea? OK. How about you place a GPS device in your yard that Pizza Hut picks up from the orbiting Pizza Hut Satellite. You encode your order into the little onboard PC. Pizza Hut instantly knows your order because your address and order will instantly pop up on a screen the moment you put the device in the yard. Don't like that one? OK. Here's my best idea. PIZZA TRUCKS. Like Ice Cream trucks, but with Pizza. Mobile pizza chefs on the road playing loud Italian music from speakers on top. When you hear the Pizza Truck, you simply scream, "PIZZA TRUCK! MOM! PIZZA TRUCK!!!" She'll give you a twenty and you run into the yard. You make the pizza transaction right in your driveway. Hot, fresh, delicious & you don't even have to have a phone. Let the timestamp on this post be evidence of this MILLION DOLLAR IDEA - in case one of you steal this concept before I get it off the ground.

7 comments:

Your Daughter said...

You have the CRAZIEST ideas, dad. But I really think THIS is a good one. The only song that comes to mind is "That's Amore".

Briblog Blog said...

I've already cut the commercial for this. www.pierceshow.com. Click the "on the air" button (lower left) and scroll down to "Brian & Kellie Pizza Trucks.

Your Daughter said...

When the moon hits your eye like a pizza pie thrown from a pizza truck going 15 mph down the street...that's amore.

John Schnatter said...

That IS a great idea.
Papa John.

Kristy Plummer said...

Bri, do you realize that last comment was from Papa John himself?

Anonymous said...

This is posted at aboutpizza.com.

You're gonna get ripped off.

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