Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Don't stab me with scissors

Great story this morning about a woman who was upset that her boyfriend played the same song over and over. He listened to the song start to finish over and over all day. He apparently was a fan of the artist and was celebrating the late artists birthday. The song that drove the woman mad was, "Burning Love" by Elvis. Elvis would have been 71 the other day. The woman stabbed said boyfriend three times - hitting nothing "vital" - and he's going to live.

My question is, Is this a song that could drive someone crazy? Surely there are other songs more likely to cause a scissors attack that this 1972 Elvis hit. How about "Send in the Clowns" by Judy Collins? How about "You Light up my Life" by Debbie Boone? "Sylvia's Mother" by Dr. Hook. "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks. "Muskrat Love" by the Captain & Tenille". "Feelings" by Morris Albert. "Never Been to Me" by Charlene. Everyone has their personal list. "Disco Duck" by Rick Dees. "Billy Don't be a Hero" by Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods. These are a few of mine. Play any of these over and over - and I'm warning you - anything can happen. Your song may be the Barking Dogs doing Jingle Bells or anything sung by Michael Bolton. Think about this and warn those you love. It's in their best interest.

4 comments:

Your Daughter said...

Oh man - my most Stab-worthy song is "Jingle Bells" by Barbara Streisand. I'll stab someone for playing that ONCE!

Stabberperson said...

I now you like Kung Fu Fighting. Watch your back.

cenilguy said...

Mariah Carey singing Here Comes Santa Claus - does she have to screech so loudly?

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